That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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