I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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