You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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