I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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