did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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