so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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