He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Bring me that man meat
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The ass gains better be worth it
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