Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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