Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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