I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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