Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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