he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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