My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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