why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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