then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
they call him Oral-B. enough said
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
i've created a new STD.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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