i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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