there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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