At least make sure they are 18
Why
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
In America we eat man semen.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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