Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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