Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What drink are we having for lunch?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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