"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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