fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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