Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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