btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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