i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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