What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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