Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Houston, we have a squirter
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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