So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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