I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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