big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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