Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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