Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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