Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just high enough for therapy.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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