Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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