How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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