Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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