He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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