On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It's blow job season.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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