Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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