i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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