idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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