i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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