Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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