Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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