Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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