I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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