how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He has the fingertips of a God
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
