dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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