You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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