Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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