wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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