Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
