So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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