ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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