Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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