Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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